Escape Death Down Under


Crocodile’s Jaws
To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs — it will let you go instantly.

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10 Responses to “Escape Death Down Under”

  1. sam Says:

    Who says this?

  2. claire Says:

    probably steve irwin………and look where that got him!!:D

  3. beth Says:

    claire…..thats not cool =(

  4. greg Says:

    and whos cool enough to do that when a crocs chewing ur leg?
    other than chuck norris

  5. missy Says:

    hahahaha yeah steve erwin said it ask him yourself!!!!!! hahahahaha

  6. Asher Says:

    O_o; How on earth would one push a croc’s eyeball if he’s being chewed alive?
    You wouldn’t have the power to do that if you feel extreme pain.

  7. Oscar Ochoa Says:

    or you could just hum the donkey kong theme song

  8. Damien Sandoval Rosa Says:

    In the extreme moment of fight or flight i think you would even use your fuckin dick to poke the damn eyes if you could

  9. don Says:

    i would shove a knife in its ugly eyeballs!!!!

  10. Queen of Carrot Says:

    I WILL REFUSE TO TOUCH HIS EYEBALLS. GO AHEAD, EAT ME.
    THANK YOU
    QUEEN OF CARROT

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